My life is 93% happy according to this poorly made internet quiz. Lol.

[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 8

[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace (should be n-k, but either way I do NOT collect pokemanz!)
[ ] You have pictures on myspace. (should be n-k, but hell NO! Why should I help government agents track me down? lawl!)
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. (it would be kinda hard for them to try and stop me while I'm living on my own in a remote city)
[x] You get allowance )(my paycheck is my allowance, pfff childish quizmakers Xd)
[x] You collect something normal. (what do I care what people call normal XD. It's my reality, stfu other standards)
[x] You look foward to going to school. (might be fun to see if I'll succeed in seducing my teacher this year...mmm classy XD)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else. (althought I sometimes wish to be Mr. T. from A.TEAM . Cause I pity them fools who try to best me!! :3 )
[x] You play a sport. (Why isn't sex an olympic competition? Can anyone honestly tell me a reason for that?)
[x] You do something after school. (Is job an option? How about paying my rent? Doing groceries? awww )
T 0 T A L: 7

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). (as above)
[x] You are happy with your appearance. (mmm... one smooth młodafoka ^_^)
[x] You aren't self-consious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You know what is going on in the world. (more or less or les)
[x] You care about so many people. (more and more these days)
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. (test me >3)
[x] You dont have any enemies. (nobody wishes me painful, slow death as far as I recall, if that's what this question is all about)
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 9

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this "MY LIFE IS % HAPPY"